Kate Middleton Bum Pictures Bild Newspaper
And today, in ridiculous stories about the Duchess, Kate Middleton is rumoured to have hired a royal "butt watcher". Yes, a butt watcher. Why? Because after German newspaper Bild acquired a gross upskirt shot of Kate's behind, and published it in a feature on famous bottoms, the Duchess apparently needs someone to make sure her clothes stay in place, and no-one tries to take a picture up her skirt. Which is pretty depressing, to be honest.
To be fair, this story was published in The Daily Star, so the likelihood of the Royal's actually employing such a person is pretty slim. But if it IS true - just how does one become qualified for such a role?
In other news related to the latest royal photo scandal, it turns out the photographer who (accidentally) took a picture of Kate's behind has agreed to donate all money raised from its sale to charity.
Amateur Australian photographer Diane Morel told the Sydney Daily Telegraph: "It wasn't until I got home and I popped my camera card into the computer that I realised what I had captured".
"Kate and William spent so much time speaking to the victims of the bushfires that I decided I would donate any money raised from the sale of the photo to the Blue Mountains Bushfire Mayoral Relief Fund." So that's a nice ending to a pretty gross story.
On Tuesday 27 May 2014, we wrote...A German newspaper called Bild has printed a photograph of Kate Middleton's bum. How did they acquire such a picture? With a gross upskirt shot, that's how.
The photo appeared on the publication's website next to Khloe and Kim Kardashian's bums as part of a special on famous bottoms.
Thankfully, UK newspapers have opted NOT to print the photograph - and nor would we, obviously.
Oh, and we almost forgot to mention the fact that the headline (translated via Google) reads: "Thank you for this horny ass weekend!"
Excellent journalism right there, wouldn't you agree?
"The rotor blades of the royal helicopter swirled up the air to make Kate's summer dress blow up - a clear view of the beautiful bum!" the newspaper said.
"We've never been so grateful to a helicopter for making the wind."
You'll remember the last time Kate Middleton had this sort of drama to deal with, when French Closer magazine published photos of her sunbathing topless while on her honeymoon with Prince William, and another regional paper La Provence published photos of her in a swimsuit, two photographers were charged with invasion of privacy. Plus, the royals sued the publishers of both publications.
In light of this new invasion of privacy, let's see what drama unfolds with this Kate Middleton bum shot...
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